Someone who doesn't put the cap back on the tube of toothpaste. Drives the new car on "E" way too much(empty not ecstasy). Falls asleep on the couch with the television on. Provides sound, expert advice on everything but never lives up to same. Hates FOX conservative commentatory or otherwise because it's just plain stupid-talk, but can't stand naive liberal dolts. For unknown biological reasons, physically attracted to certain but too many men over just few women. Leaves dishes in the sink way too long. Raised on bagels, boars head, pizza, pot roast, leg of lamb, and attempts by the Catholic Church, not necessarily in that order. Very infrequent smoker: gonga,cigars, cloves; detest cigs. Very infrequent drinker; current wanna-be gym rat. Educaded, well-off, ornery, clever, self-absorbed, simple, real, obnoxious, ballsy, arrogant, witty, wryly, live in a sty but remain yeast-free, and of course, a proud naive agnostic trouble-maker that I've always aspired to be!
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