Kill The Lawyers?

"The first thing we do," said the character in Shakespeare's Henry VI, is "kill all the lawyers." Contrary to popular belief, the proposal was not designed to restore sanity to commercial life. Rather, it was intended to eliminate those who might stand in the way of a contemplated revolution -- thus underscoring the important role that lawyers can play in society.

Well, kill the lawyers? Literally? You decide.

Nina Olsen
v.
Ritea; Kinko's FedEx; Dennys; McDonalds; Starbucks

Filed 3/3/2009 BC408750 Los Angeles Superior Court

This is a handwritten complaint and very difficult to read. It appears to be for property damage and/or attempted murder and asks for $200 billion. Pro per

Megan Hauserman
v.
Sharon Osbourne

Filed 3/2/2009 BC408730 Los Angeles Superior Court

Battery; negligence; infliction of emotional distress. Defendant allegedly "touched" plaintiff in an offensive manner while she was a guest on the VHI series "Rock of Love Charm School." Osbourne was the "headmistress" on the show for 14 women, teaching them etiquette and fashion. Defendant hit plaintiff, pulled her hair out of her head, and scratched her during a series reunion show that aired Jan 9.

Dave S. Perry
v.
VH Property Corp. dba Trump National Golf Club

Filed 3/5/2009 BC408999 Los Angeles Superior Court

Class action for Labor Code violations. The named plaintiff also claims he was fire for exercising his right under the Labor Code to take a meal period. "In short, Trump fired Perry because he went to lunch."